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Hi, I'm Tetsuto.
Hi, I'm Yano.
I'm Yano Hoshino.
Thank you for joining us for this wonderful duel.
Thank you.
We'd like you to duel for us.
Do you have any experience of dueling?
I did it well in elementary school and high school.
I've been playing a lot of Duel Masters.
I've also been playing a lot of card games.
You know, it's stupid to pay for a card given by fate and fight desperately.
I don't think there's anything else like that.
For those who are not interested in it, it may only be a waste of money.
It's God.
Besides, there are no cool dragons or strong monsters.
That's right.
It's too unrealistic for those of you to fight each other.
You don't feel like it.
I don't know about that.
I don't know if it's good or bad.
The person who developed a new card game that can solve your worries is...
Shibasasuwai Kuniringsu.
Shibasasuwai Kuniringsu?
Kuniringsu.
He would like to introduce you to this place.
Would you like to introduce yourself?
Thank you for having me.
Shibasasawa! You two are here!
What?
Shibasasawa.
Millennium Boy!
Millennium Boy? Millennium Boy?
It's not "I", but "Pegasus by Greenlings".
You just said it.
Greenlings.
What was the name of this card game developed by Shibasasawa?
What was the name?
End.
The feature of this card game is that you can create your own deck by yourself.
You don't have to open packs. You can fight with your own cards.
You sent us 20 photos, right?
Yes, we did.
Those photos are the cards and their decks.
What do you mean?
By looking at the photos you sent us, Shibasasawa has set all of the effects, attack and defense of the cards.
Wow, I see.
We didn't test play.
Then it's not "One Kill Three Kills", is it?
We did it with the inspiration we got from the photos you sent us.
Even if you say "what is this card?", the photos you took are bad.
I see.
I hope you enjoy playing this game and share the beauty of this game with people around the world.
Are the rules like the famous "Yu-Gi-Oh!" rules?
Yes, they are.
How many life points do you have?
4,000.
4,050.
What?
If you have anything you want to ask us about the cards, please contact us.
You are so kind.
We always call you "investor" in our videos.
Sorry for that.
Thank you very much.
Custom company.
Rock, paper, scissors!
I'll go first.
One, two...
My turn!
Wait a minute!
It's funny!
There's a time for understanding.
It's the first time I've seen a deck like this.
It's also a feature of this game.
I want you to see it properly.
I was wondering if it was a dark game.
It's not dark at all.
It's just normal.
I'll go first.
Draw phase, draw!
Memphis, use a spell card!
Burnt wallet!
Choose one card from your opponent's hand and check it.
If you smell money from that card,
break that card.
Break it!
What's with the smell of money?
If you ask me, it's big.
Even if you look at it, it's big.
This is it!
It's a trap card.
Torbio's Decree!
It smells like money.
I've heard of it before.
It doesn't smell like money at all.
It smells like money!
It's a counterattack!
I'll break it!
It's pretty strong.
What kind of effect is it?
If you show your bean knowledge, you can nullify your opponent's spell card's effect.
That's dangerous!
It's really strong.
It's huge!
Can I use this card?
Yes.
Memories of my trip!
However,
I might be overdoing it.
I'll draw first.
Spell card, activate!
Super coin!
Look at the top seven cards you chose.
Choose one Pokemon from them and add it to your opponent's hand.
Return the rest of the cards.
Do you have Pokemon in your deck?
If you have Pokemon, you can't search for them.
You're good.
Am I good?
I'm not good at using cards in my deck.
I'm not good at it.
If you look at the Super Ball,
it's only a Pokemon Super Ball.
Oh, I see.
It's exactly the same text.
I see.
I can't put in any other text.
This is not good.
I set one monster card.
My turn.
I summon Old Man Attacker.
When you successfully summon this card,
you can put your hand in your opponent's mouth for 10 seconds.
That's all?
That's all you can do?
Okay, I'll do it.
Take this!
It's disgusting!
It's just a vanilla fork.
I'll activate this.
Magic of Beer
Sauna League
When this card is activated,
when the Kisutah ends,
each player receives 1500 damage.
When the Gusutah ends,
each player recovers 2500 points.
It's like a TV show.
I attack.
"Nekokuri Bow"! When this field card is destroyed and sent to the graveyard, it activates. This turn, the battle damage I take is zero.
Second effect! My opponent becomes a cat for a week!
Hey! That's weird, cat!
It's a cat because of the second effect!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
This effect is crazy, isn't it?
Shibasasu-sama decided to get a little drunk.
Oh, that's right!
That's terrible, cat!
This is a turn-end score.
I set one card.
It's a turn-end.
Scary trap! Draw phase!
Draw!
No, but there is no choice!
I set one card!
It's a turn-end!
And I got 1,500!
Yes, both of you have 1,500 damage.
Yes.
Oops, it's big!
My turn! Draw!
Uh, main phase!
I'll introduce "Goose"!
Same scene!
Well, the effect hasn't been announced yet.
I'll announce it in a fun way.
Uh, battle phase!
"Ossan" and "Muragashi" and "Hyoji" and "Monster" attack!
"Bukukukuku"!
Ta-dah!
"Kusokouunjiki-gashigashi-girashimushi"!
That's a terrible name!
Hey, isn't that a weird name?!
Reverse effect!
The opponent's monster destroys one!
In that case, I'll draw eyebrows!
That's heavy!
That's a skinny card!
There's no way we'll lose this one!
Now that I've been attacked by this guy...
I'll destroy "Goose"!
Ah, "Goose" got killed!
I won't take damage anymore!
I'll wrap it up!
Okay!
I'll draw eyebrows!
Damn it, not again!
Come on!
"Hyoji" and "Goose"...
This guy's weak.
Yeah, he's weak.
It's like "Shitokuimushi"'s "demilitbird".
I'll save you.
I've been taking damage!
Hey!
Ah...
It's over.
It's finally over.
It's over again...
"Kusokouunjiki-gashigashi-girashimushi" again...
Uh, without doing anything, it's turn end.
Okay, so we'll return you back to your place.
Okay.
I'll return you back 2,500 points.
Okay.
I'll return you back 5,050 points.
Okay.
It's my turn!
Okay!
Draw!
First, I'll activate...
"Magic Card", "Master, Master, Jinjin, Chiarvis"!
Oh!
What is it?
I'll return you back 400 or so points!
I see...
Isn't it weak?!
It's cruel...
What is this?!
"Kusokouunjiki-gashigashi-girashimushi", your "Magic Card" is weak.
Why is it so weak?
It's really weak!
Even in reality, you've returned me back 1,000 points!
What were you thinking?!
With things like this...
I can't let you attack me!
"Field Spell", activate!
This is...
"Medius, Options, Comiri"!
Parin!
I'll destroy this one!
Damn it! What's going to happen now?!
I'll take 300 points of damage every turn!
During this game, I'll turn into a ferocious prey!
I did it! I was too impatient!
You did it!
I did it!
It doesn't have much to do with reality!
This one "Calm Tail" is empty.
There's no way it has a strong effect in this picture.
It only has "deficit" in it.
No, "deficit" is huge!
No, "old man" is strong.
"Old man" is strong.
It's a picture you have to go abroad for.
That's right.
Hmm...
But I'm tired of playing cards!
It's my turn.
I'll draw.
Gian.
Main Phase!
Okay.
I'll summon "Filter, Mesmerine"!
My turn!
Spell card!
I'll activate "Gianceta"!
Ohohohohohohoho!
That's too much!
Ohohohohohohoho!
That's too much!
"Gianceta"'s effect...
Well, this is actually a proper "Gianceta", so I'll return 1,000 life.
That's a lot of "Gianceta"!
In addition, "Filter, Mesmerine"'s effect activates.
If you recover your own life points, you can activate it.
Select one opponent's card...
- You can't choose. - What?!
- What?! Choose? - You can't choose, but you can choose.
There's this one too, right?
Ouch, ouch!
- Oh, this is... - Oh, I see.
- I see. - It's a bit of a hassle to beat this monster, so...
I like luck more than numbers, you know.
Oh, it's annoying!
- This field is also red! - Damn it!
- It's not red, it's laundry! - It's laundry!
- Let's go wash the laundry! - I'll wash the laundry!
I believed in you!
It's no longer a secret contract!
- Probably because it's written in pocket. - Damn it!
- Ouch! - Ouch!
- My laundry! - My laundry!
- I'll enter the battle phase. - Yes.
Boss-san, Legola, will attack this monster.
Damn it!
Without any exchange, I don't have any power left!
I won't die if I eat it!
- I'll also attack directly. - OK.
- 500 damage. - 500...
Please!
Come on!
While you're at it...
Damn it! It's a talent!
- What?! - Oh...
Draw!
No, not yet...
- Let's enter the battle phase. - OK.
- Boss-san will attack directly. - Damn it!
- 1850. - Damn it!
- Mezmanin will attack directly. - Damn it!
If I don't draw a card, I'll lose, right?
It's your turn.
Draw!
I see!
What?!
Damn it!
I'll use...
a monster card!
- "Heartbeat Wyvern"! - "Heartbeat Wyvern"!
What's wrong with you?!
If you draw 3 "heartbeats" with someone in the studio at the same time, you can activate it.
- This monster's breath will double! - What?!
It's too strong!
I have no choice but to do it!
Ouch!
It hurts!
"Heartbeat Wyvern" has been activated.
I'll use it.
"Heartbeat Wyvern"?
If you draw 3 "heartbeats" with someone in the studio at the same time, you can double their attack power.
I'm the only one who can do it!
It's weird!
- I'm the only one who can do it! - Only you can draw 3 "heartbeats" with someone in the studio at the same time!
It's weird!
There are 3 "heartbeats" in the studio!
At the same time...
- Wow! - Wow!
Wow!
I'm worried about my hands, so I want a T-shirt.
I don't have anything.
- Here I go. - Okay.
Pinch Power
- It's not three, it's six! - It's not four, it's six!
- So, it's double! - It's strong!
If it's like this, I'll go at once!
- Equipment card! "Masoucher Fancargo"! - It's "Fancargo"!
If the monster equipped with this card is destroyed,
the monster returns to its own hand.
After that, this card is placed in the opponent's deck.
In other words, even if this guy's chest is destroyed now, it will return to my hand!
You're going to be pulled out of the game again!
- You're wrong! - What!? - I'll activate it with a chain! - What!?
- "Speed Magic"! I'll pull you out of the car! - What!?
- I'll destroy all of the level 4 monsters in the game! - Hey, wait!
- I destroyed them all! - Ah, you destroyed them all!
- Wow! - Wow!
- In other words, I don't have to ride this, do I? - That's right.
- Wow! It's destroyed! - Ouch!
- Come on! - This is bad, this is bad!
- This is bad, this is bad!
- Hey, you destroyed my car with your car! - That's funny!
I'm just playing around!
- But I won't let you do as you please! - What!?
- "Speed Magic"! I'll activate it for the rest of my life! - What!?
- I can activate it when I promise to brush my teeth every day! - Sorry!
- That's too broken! - I'll do it for the rest of my life!
- But can you do it? Promise me only if you can do it for real!
- I'll do it! - Wow!
- I don't want to lose to you!
- Go away! Go away! - Go away!
- My self-destruct ability and the boy's memory... - Self-destruct ability? That's scary!
- This doubles the monster's attack power and makes it impossible for you to eat it that night. - It's like a limiter solution.
- This boy's memory increases his attack power by 1 and makes it impossible for you to become a monk. - What?
- Draw phase. - Draw.
- Main phase. - I'm not O-sick, I'm Paradog!
- I add one monster from my deck to my hand. - What?! That's strong!
- That's strong. - It's an explosive card! What is this?!
- You two were talking about how few monster cards you have. - That's right!
- I summon one monster from my deck and end my turn. - Oh, I see.
- Draw phase. - Draw!
- What?! - What?!
- No, I still have this card in my hand. - Please!
- No need to use it! - Wow, this is amazing.
- You're still looking at it, aren't you? - Draw phase. Draw!
- I summon Duas! One-third Cerberus! - No, it's just a dog!
- It's just a normal dog! - But it's the strongest card in your deck, isn't it? - It's the strongest card.
- Your opponent can say anything to you, even if it's your own dog. - What?!
- I've decided. - Yes.
- When my duel ends, all of the cards that I received from this duel will be transferred to you! - What?!
- What else was there? - It's just a normal dog. - It's just a normal dog.
- I have a feeling that I'll get a strong card after this. - That's scary.
- I'll finish you off! I activate my spell card!
- You guide! You can choose two monsters from your graveyard and use them to create an atmosphere!
- You idiot! This world is full of evil!
- This time, you can use your Extra Deck to create an atmosphere!
- In that case, I'll fuse a warrior's ugly and old man!
- It's an ugly old man again! - I summon an ugly old man!
- This guy is ugly! - And he smells bad!
- What kind of attack power did you get? - Create an atmosphere!
- An ugly old man's attack power is 2,152!
- It didn't get any better. - But it's getting better.
- There's more! - What?!
- I sacrifice one-third of my cards and... - Oh!
- I summon an ugly old man! - What?!
- You can learn a lot from an ugly old man. - He's strong!
- By impersonating an ugly old man, you can nullify the effects of monsters for once and for all! - What?!
- Battle Phase! I use an ugly old man to directly attack Tetsuya!
- It's a trap card! - What?!
Cronulon's Gokuruken!
Between two turns, the damage you take is 1000 or more than 1500.
Wow, that's strong!
And it's not an effect on this monster, so you can reduce your damage by one turn.
- I'll take it! - Not bad!
- Tetsuya's direct attack is 1000 damage. - 1000 damage.
- I use an ugly old man to directly attack. - Yes, this is also 1000 damage.
- I use an ugly old man to directly attack. - That's dangerous!
Battle Phase! I use an ugly old man to directly attack.
- It's like undead. - No, it's not you.
It's like undead.
I'll be honest with you. I'm in a pretty bad situation.
- Then... - What? - I'll send this card!
What?!
♪ Te te te te te te te te te te te te ♪
- You called the trump card?! - Reset!
- What?! - I'll send my card!
- Border Break! - What?!
- I end this duel and go back to the beginning! - Hey, stop it!
- That's weird! - Reset!
It's been a while since I've been this happy!
Oh, right!
The 1,200 yen watch is broken over here!
I thought this was going to be a bad omen.
Yeah, that card is a super rare card that's hard to come by.
It's just that the choice of the TV and my baby option garbage were selected and used up.
Will you get a one-third discount on this?
The garbage that's been "nyan" for a week has been produced once, so it's gone once in a while.
Oh, I'm "nyan"!
I'm "nyan" because of this video.
I feel bad for you.
Rock, paper, scissors, go!
Oh, you're good.
I'm "tengo".
Ready, set...
Duel!
Draw phase.
Draw!
I'm "mahoukazu".
A box containing "nezutchi".
What's that?
If you can solve a riddle with a topic pointed out by the other player, you can put "nezutchi" in your field.
You can use it to increase your attack power by 2000 or 16000.
I hate you!
The topic is...
"daison".
"daison"!
Well...
I've decided!
If you put "daison" and "daison" together and solve the riddle with "taifugo no furui kaoku",
your mind won't change, right?
Oh...
I'm "nezutchi"!
Oh, you got it!
Oh! "nezutchi"!
Oh, you were "nezutchi".
I'm "nezutchi" for real!
And you're strong!
Okay, let's go!
"mahoukazu"!
In "denshasu no sen", you can summon one monster from your deck.
However, if you say the word "irukara hajimaru" frequently, you can't use this effect.
"kono koukaa wa" can't be used.
You're missing the point.
This is real.
Well...
It's been a while.
It's been about 15 seconds, right?
"irukara hajimaru" word.
Go ahead!
"ruru".
"nezutchi".
"nezutchi"?
What?
"nerukauchi".
"ruru".
"nerukauchi".
"nerukauchi"?
Wait a minute.
"kankankan"!
So you can summon monsters, right?
Yes, I can.
"unicorn gunner"!
You look strong!
You can receive "nanjakimono" and "winter" from your opponent's player up to the limit.
The number of times you receive "winter" multiplied by 100 points will increase your attack power.
Let's see how much "ryo-san" can remove in the beginning.
That's right.
I set one card and end my turn.
It's my turn.
Draw!
I set one card and end my turn.
"twilight magic".
My turn is over.
Are you sure you want to end your turn?
Draw!
I don't like this card.
You drew "twilight" again.
I don't like "twilight" and "twilight" again.
First of all, I set one card.
Wow, you've got a great board.
You're strong.
This time you drew well and drew "ryo".
It's rare for "ryo" and "twilight" to line up like this.
I think you're doing a good job.
Draw!
I just remembered it.
Don't worry. It's a battle phase.
I'll attack with "nezutsuto-kun".
Oh, you drew it.
You've got 2,000.
Wow, you're strong.
You're strong.
"nezutsuto-kun" is strong.
Nothing will happen.
I can destroy it anyway, so I won't use "kouka" and use "unicorn gundam".
Don't you have to use it?
What did you say?
I can do it later, so it's okay.
It's okay now, so I'll use "kouka" at 2200 damage.
"Trap Guard" take effect.
"Gremnair Cells" will be activated.
It's a "magic scene".
It's just a "magic scene".
"kouka" is now at 2200 damage.
"Kouka" was protected!
You shouldn't have been able to use 18 shots of "pinter".
That was close!
Main 2, it's about to kill you!
For life!
I promise I'll brush my hair!
Strong!
I can't do anything!
Turn end!
Now, at the end of the turn, Sanada Iggy's effect activates and you take 1500 damage.
So Esa-san has 352 points left.
That was close!
Draw with Draw!
You know, this match was actually pretty close.
What?
Both players had two monsters in their feeds and both players were hungry, so one of them died.
What?!
Sorry!
You could have won this turn, but this match is over.
I'm glad you gave up.
One monster left.
Turn end.
I see.
I'll make it 2500 points.
Draw with Draw!
Let's go!
Reverse monster, open!
Damn it, I drew a poop monster without eyebrows!
I drew one!
I'm strong!
Opposing monster, destroy one!
Damn it!
I'll remove your eyebrows.
I don't have any risks now!
Shut up!
I don't have any risks and my effects are...
Oh no! My bus is...
Evil spirit threat!
What?!
This can be activated when you release Jaga.
If you use it like that, you'll get 2000 points.
2000 points?!
If you don't release Jaga, you won't get any points.
I'll explain Jaga.
Okay.
You wear a red collarcon for two weeks and draw a pattern around here.
Is that so?
If I try to buy this for DL, something bad will happen.
Does that mean I'll lose?
Oh no!
Release it!
Yes! I released it!
I'll put this on Nezuchi first.
Nezuchi is good.
Yes.
With this Unicorn Gundam, I can attack and win.
I'll forget about that and attack with Nezuchi!
Oh!
Destroy the wall!
Damn it! I'll remove your eyebrows and attack you!
I'll remove your eyebrows and attack you!
I got hit with a knife!
You got hit with a knife?
Yes.
I'll get hit with Cyber Eagle and...
2752 points.
If I get over 2800 points, I win.
I win.
My Unicorn Gundam is 2200 points.
If I get over 6800 points, I win!
Why do you play like that?
I was trying to win with this guy!
Why do you try so hard to make this video interesting?
Because you're amazing!
Because you're a 9kg guy, you're winning because you don't want to do it!
But if I don't hold back now, you might be able to win my next turn without getting over 6800 points.
But if you don't hold back now, you might be able to win my next turn without getting over 6800 points.
No!
What will you do if you get hit 20 times?
Come at me!
Don't look at me like that!
It's hard for me to do it!
I'm a bad guy who hasn't released his evil eye yet!
Don't look at me like that!
No!
Anyway, say "bad guy" every time, okay?
Understood.
Yes.
Here we go.
You!
Bad guy!
I'll cover you up!
You!
Bad guy!
Ouch!
It hurts!
Are you at your limit?
I haven't reached 2,400 points yet!
You!
Bad guy!
Ouch!
It hurts!
One more time!
I'm going to kill you.
Wait a minute!
I'm getting scared!
You!
Bad guy!
My neck hurts!
Okay, let's give up.
I can't do it anymore.
I won't forgive you next time.
I can't do it anymore.
Are you at your limit?
I'm at my limit.
You're at your limit.
2,600 points.
I'm going to attack you.
And you took 1,500 points of damage.
Your budget is still -52.
Yes.
It's my last turn.
I'm going to win.
Draw!
I can't win against you.
Finally, I'm going to use this card.
"Magic Card Activation".
"Boy's Memory".
You can equip this card with your opponent's monster.
I'm going to equip this "Bad Guy, Poop, Pull-Out- Eyebrows-No-Bug".
Your opponent will be a winner.
Please be a winner.
What?
Winner?
Me?
No way!
Really?
Why?
I bought "Bad Guy, Poop, Pull-Out-Eyebrows-No- Bug".
My budget is now 2,652 points.
Let's go!
I won't drink it.
I don't know what it is. Let me see.
Something mass production.
Attack!
There is a declaration effect.
What is it?
If it is possible for both players to switch decks, the declaration in the other person's wallet will be cancelled.
What does it mean?
Switching decks.
What a troublesome effect.
Is there such a thing?
There are two declarations in my wallet.
I can't do it anymore.
It's over.
The effect is over.
What is it?
It's useless.
What is it?
1,600.
1,600 damage.
Attack with Mizuchi.
With Mizuchi's attack, both players will lose 4,000 points of damage.
I won!
I did it!
Shibata-sama, how did you like the game?
I'm sorry.
This is it.
I can't do it anymore.
This is it.
You shouldn't brush your teeth.
That's right.
That's the most difficult thing.
Do you brush your teeth all your life?
I brush my teeth all my life.
I'll do an Instagram live.
I think I've been in too much darkness.
Darkness.
There are a lot of bad cards in this deck.
I'm really suffering from this deck.
I haven't been able to smile for a long time.
My face is distorted by pain.